on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be