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torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

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stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

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